A couple of penguins were trying to adopt
Domestically, but they had no luck,
So they opted for international adoption,
And adopted seven fuzzy baby ducks.
The ducklings were happy,
Because their parents were sweet,
But ducklings weren’t made to live
In a place with such little heat.
So the family searched and found a polar bear,
Who had been exiled from the North for only eating carrots.
They adopted it too, so now there were,
Eight warm fuzzy ducklings, with great penguin parents.
~Jessica Engle, Pearland, Texas